Sep04
Steve Jobs Resigns I Weep.
↓ Transcript
TV announcer: As Steve jobs resigns, apple fans mourn his loss...
TV announcer: ...He inspired many with his Stanford speech...
Man: *Sob* *Choke*
TV announcer: ...the world has a lump in its throat...
Man: *Sob* *Blow* *Sniff* *Wipe*
TV announcer: Blah blah blah...He will be greatly missed...Blah blah blah...
Man: I hate chopping onions!
Text: /* classic object-oriented reusable joke, ONION is constant, 'JOBS' is valid only in this instance. */
TV announcer: ...He inspired many with his Stanford speech...
Man: *Sob* *Choke*
TV announcer: ...the world has a lump in its throat...
Man: *Sob* *Blow* *Sniff* *Wipe*
TV announcer: Blah blah blah...He will be greatly missed...Blah blah blah...
Man: I hate chopping onions!
Text: /* classic object-oriented reusable joke, ONION is constant, 'JOBS' is valid only in this instance. */