Time Warp, or Suspended Universe?

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Bicyclist: That's the third time I have seen that exact same tree...

Bicyclist: AND THAT SAME FALLEN LOG AGAIN!! PULL UP, PULLL UP!!

Bicyclist: MADE IT!

Bicyclist: I should be falling, yet I'm not!

Bicyclist: If this were a time warp, something would be happening! It's as if...

Bicyclist: … two worlds intersected, and formed a pocket of suspended space-time!

Bicyclist: Did the very fabric of the universe shred into a billion fragments, leaving time itself with no place to go?

Computer user: If they get too annoying, I just hit the ESCAPE key! That will pause any stupid animated GIF!!