Apr20
Backups.
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Panel 1 of 3 shows a man exiting a partially-open door above which a sign reads: DATA CENTER. A woman stands nearby.
Man: Big RAID array failure. Our entire 100 TB SQL db is lost!
Woman: Omigod! Please tell me you’re kidding.
Panel 2 shows the same man and woman engaged in conversation. No other objects or background are seen in this panel.
Man: And our backup server caught fire last week and melted.
Woman: What happens now?
Man: Nothing that uses our db.
Woman: But that’s everything!
Man: Update your resume.
Panel 3 shows a bespectacled man standing behind a lectern. An audience is in attendance. In the background a sign reads: Employee Meeting.
Narrator: Meanwhile.
Bespectacled man: As your CEO, I’m proud to announce: We’re keeping up with the times by transitioning from SQL to NOSQL.
Man 1 in audience: *Psst.* What does SQL mean?
Man 2 in audience: I don’t know but “No” means “No.”
Title: Backups.
Man: Big RAID array failure. Our entire 100 TB SQL db is lost!
Woman: Omigod! Please tell me you’re kidding.
Panel 2 shows the same man and woman engaged in conversation. No other objects or background are seen in this panel.
Man: And our backup server caught fire last week and melted.
Woman: What happens now?
Man: Nothing that uses our db.
Woman: But that’s everything!
Man: Update your resume.
Panel 3 shows a bespectacled man standing behind a lectern. An audience is in attendance. In the background a sign reads: Employee Meeting.
Narrator: Meanwhile.
Bespectacled man: As your CEO, I’m proud to announce: We’re keeping up with the times by transitioning from SQL to NOSQL.
Man 1 in audience: *Psst.* What does SQL mean?
Man 2 in audience: I don’t know but “No” means “No.”
Title: Backups.
Speaking from personal experience? :D