Relationship Dilemma.

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Woman: This new guy I met -- turns out he's famous! World champion of some type of trading-card game, and a hedge fund manager!

Woman: But he might be a bit too geeky for me. It's quite a dilemma.

Friend: Where's the dilemma? If you don't like him, just move on.

Woman: Sure, I could quietly move on.

Woman: But!!

Woman: This could be my big scoop!

Woman: What if I dissed him on my ad-supported blog?

Woman: “Famous guy's date calls him dweeb liar infiltrator!!”

Woman: I could get a lot of hits, maybe even a bonus paycheck!

Woman: This is the stuff dreams are made of!

Friend: Be nice or be a bitch -- that is a major dilemma!!

Woman: WHY OH WHY MUST RELATIONSHIPS BE SO HARD???

Title: Relationship Dilemma.