Soulmate Algorithm — IV.

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Man: It's too bad your algorithm* requires us to break up.

Woman: In all fairness to you, I ought to return that gold chain you gave me as a “soulmate gift”.

Woman: But I really like it. Can I keep it and just pay you what it cost you?

Woman: ...So I offered him the money, and he took it!! I didn't know what a cheap jerk he was until after we broke up!

Woman: It's a good thing I found that out!

Woman: Saved by an algorithm!

Footnote: *Secretary Problem algorithm.

Title: Soulmate Algorithm -- IV.