Rules of Torn Jeans.

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Man: I hope things get better for you.

Woman 1: Huh?

Man: I saw those torn jeans and thought you must be in some sort of financial trouble.

Woman 1: Are you nuts??! I paid a small fortune for these name brand torn jeans!

Narrator: First rule of torn jeans: Do not talk about torn jeans.

Man: Love that torn jeans style! Looks great on you!

Woman 2: That's in very bad taste. Just because I can't afford new clothes is no reason to be sarcastic.

Narrator: Second rule of torn jeans: DO NOT talk about torn jeans.

Title: Rules of Torn Jeans.