Perl T-Shirt — I.

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Man: Just got my new Hello World Perl T-shirt! The Hello World program only took up a corner, so they filled the rest with the Perl code that manages air traffic control for Europe.

Woman: As a serious Perl programmer, I object! You are exaggerating Perl's reputation for compactness just for a lame joke!

Man: I'm very sorry, I did get carried away! Truth be told, the “Hello World” program prints just “World”.

Woman: I thought as much. Apology accepted.

Title: Perl T-Shirt -- I.