Mar30
The Last Humans.
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Narrator: Only two humans survived.
A man and a woman are reclining on the ground, with upper bodies slightly raised and supported by both hands on the ground.
Woman: We ought to repopulate the planet. But then our children would have to be incestuous.
Man: Repopulation cons: incest, pollution, global warming, ...
Man: ...crime, betrayal, nuclear war.
Woman: But there are pros. Music, science, technology, art, love, movies, TV, sports.
Man: Looks pretty even to me. I don’t know which way to go.
Woman: Me neither.
Both are now in a slightly more upright position, still seated on the ground.
Man: Wait! We forgot webcomics!
Woman: So we did! That changes the equation completely!
Man: The universe needs webcomics. Webcomics must continue.
Woman: The universe needs webcomics like I need a hole in the head.
The man rises to an upright seated position and gestures with one arm.
Man: We must repopulate.
The woman stands in a defiant pose with both hands on her hips.
Woman: Over my dead body.
Title: The Last Humans.
A man and a woman are reclining on the ground, with upper bodies slightly raised and supported by both hands on the ground.
Woman: We ought to repopulate the planet. But then our children would have to be incestuous.
Man: Repopulation cons: incest, pollution, global warming, ...
Man: ...crime, betrayal, nuclear war.
Woman: But there are pros. Music, science, technology, art, love, movies, TV, sports.
Man: Looks pretty even to me. I don’t know which way to go.
Woman: Me neither.
Both are now in a slightly more upright position, still seated on the ground.
Man: Wait! We forgot webcomics!
Woman: So we did! That changes the equation completely!
Man: The universe needs webcomics. Webcomics must continue.
Woman: The universe needs webcomics like I need a hole in the head.
The man rises to an upright seated position and gestures with one arm.
Man: We must repopulate.
The woman stands in a defiant pose with both hands on her hips.
Woman: Over my dead body.
Title: The Last Humans.