The Last Humans.

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Narrator: Only two humans survived.

A man and a woman are reclining on the ground, with upper bodies slightly raised and supported by both hands on the ground.

Woman: We ought to repopulate the planet. But then our children would have to be incestuous.

Man: Repopulation cons: incest, pollution, global warming, ...

Man: ...crime, betrayal, nuclear war.

Woman: But there are pros. Music, science, technology, art, love, movies, TV, sports.

Man: Looks pretty even to me. I don’t know which way to go.

Woman: Me neither.

Both are now in a slightly more upright position, still seated on the ground.

Man: Wait! We forgot webcomics!

Woman: So we did! That changes the equation completely!

Man: The universe needs webcomics. Webcomics must continue.

Woman: The universe needs webcomics like I need a hole in the head.

The man rises to an upright seated position and gestures with one arm.

Man: We must repopulate.

The woman stands in a defiant pose with both hands on her hips.

Woman: Over my dead body.

Title: The Last Humans.