Jun04
Expired Session.
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A woman sits at a laptop computer.
Woman: Honey, look! I found cheap flights.
On laptop screen: Your session timed out. For your security, we deleted everything.
Woman: Oh, snap!
A close-up view of the woman is seen.
Woman: What a pain to retype everything.
Woman: But I feel safer that my info doesn't stick around forever.
In the next panel, man 1 sits at a laptop and man 2 approaches him from behind.
Narrator: Meanwhile.
Man 2: Marketing wants our tracking cookies to last longer than just a year.
Man 1 is seen leaning towards the laptop and typing on the laptop keyboard, and *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* sounds surround him.
Man 1, apparently looking back with one arm draped over the back of his chair: Done! Expiration date set to 2038. We can track those suckers, I mean website visitors, for the rest of their lives.
Title: Expired Session.
Woman: Honey, look! I found cheap flights.
On laptop screen: Your session timed out. For your security, we deleted everything.
Woman: Oh, snap!
A close-up view of the woman is seen.
Woman: What a pain to retype everything.
Woman: But I feel safer that my info doesn't stick around forever.
In the next panel, man 1 sits at a laptop and man 2 approaches him from behind.
Narrator: Meanwhile.
Man 2: Marketing wants our tracking cookies to last longer than just a year.
Man 1 is seen leaning towards the laptop and typing on the laptop keyboard, and *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* sounds surround him.
Man 1, apparently looking back with one arm draped over the back of his chair: Done! Expiration date set to 2038. We can track those suckers, I mean website visitors, for the rest of their lives.
Title: Expired Session.
Um… sorry to be that guy, but where is the joke?